December 2010
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“…and so young women here’s the dilemma itself the solution: I have always been at the same time woman enough to be moved to tears and man enough to drive my car in any direction.”
- Women of the Beat Generation
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Books that I remember reading during 2010 (for...
A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift
Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
A Vindication of the Rights of Woman by Mary Wollstonecraft
Don Juan by Lord Byron
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
Eight Modern Essayists a collection by William Smart
Mortal Lessons: Notes on the Art of Surgery by Richard...
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Ways that I am my mother:
Dinner conversation turns to how Scarlett O’Hara would definitely be a cat, not a dog, if she were an animal.
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel...
– Kurt Vonnegut’s advice to writers (via bearbearpdx)
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A Rattlesnake Round-Up is a rodeo-like event common to rural areas of the United States, including Texas, Georgia and the Midwest, where, rather than bovines, rattlesnakes are the primary animal attraction. The largest of the several Rattlesnake Round-Up events is in Sweetwater, Texas. Held every year since 1958, the event currently attracts approximately 35,000 visitors per year and results in...
“I wanted so much to have a life.”
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the format keeps getting fucked up.
Please don’t miss the red lights this time because I, too, have trouble coming to a scraping halt
once the wheels have started turning
and even if I tried, wouldn’t you grab the steering wheel
directing the machine’s broken parts wherever you please?
I’ve just recently learned that I’m not strong
or small
enough
to wriggle out of every corner.
I can’t begin to...
Some people trade their drug stories like war stories.
Little Beast
by Richard Siken
1 An all-night barbeque. A dance on the courthouse lawn. The radio aches a little tune that tells the story of what the night is thinking. It’s thinking of love. It’s thinking of stabbing us to death and leaving our bodies in a dumpster. That’s a nice touch, stains in the...
This is why I love Justin:
“‘Actually, you said Love, for you, / is larger than the usual romantic love. / It’s like a religion. It’s / terrifying. No one / will ever want to sleep with you.’
Siken
so good
you MUST get that book
and cum for days”
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bb, you got my number.
When I was in first grade, my teacher, who had lived in Europe for some years, taught us how to say merry Christmas in German. Frohe Weihnachten. I thought it was so cool, and I was so proud to know it, that I just said it over and over in my head so that I would never forget it. I made a little song about it. I taught my family and all of my friends. Now I actually have German friends, and...
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I ended up talking so much shit last night with a couple girls from high school and finding out how crazy everyone is these days. I just sent this message to the two of them:
“I figured it out after I got home, it was __________________, not ___________, that dated the 40 year old with one arm!”
They were digging a new foundation in Manhattan And they discovered a slave cemetery there May their souls rest easy now that lynching is frowned upon And we’ve moved on to the electric chair And I wonder who’s gonna be president Tweedle Dumb or Tweedle Dumber? And who’s gonna have the big Blockbuster box office This summer How ‘bout we put up a wall Between the houses and...
I have way too many clothes.
How did I acquire so many?
And when did I ever own/fit into a denim Hollister skirt this tiny?
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My mom talking about reading Trinity at work:
“So I’m crying at lunch in the break room because there was a fire in the shirt factory today!”
No one watching me struggle to get from Newcastle to London and from London to the US with 150 pounds of luggage would have thought that probably twenty percent of the weight was books. I looked like such an idiot and British dudes were making fun of me and my muscles are sore.
I want to blog so much Jack Kerouac today.
“ What is the feeling when you’re driving away from people, and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? - it’s the too huge world vaulting us, and it’s good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies.”
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my mom was really funny when danielle and i were...
Danielle: and then my kids will end up going to your house bc there unbiological aunt will love them regardless if they smoke pot at 14 yrs old
Me: and i will always tell them to wear a rubber.don’t worry.i’ll keep them safe.
BRB reminding myself how to be a human.
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The worst part of this is that I’m running out of deodorant and I’m just using this little crumb that isn’t even connected to the plastic anymore and rubbing it on my armpits because I don’t want to go buy another one because I won’t have room in my suitcase to bring it home. And that tiny piece just broke in half today.
FUCKING ENGLAND. IT’S NOT EVEN SNOWING, WHY DID YOU CANCEL MY FLIGHT?
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FLORIAN (and every other dude I know)-
SORRY I JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH IT.
2,000 words ‘til freedom.
You must write every single day of your life… You must lurk in libraries...
– Ray Bradbury
Jennyann just left. I will miss her meatballs.