May 2011
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“It’s important to say “fuck” now and then, and say it loud too, relish it’s...”
– Mark Z. Danielewski, House Of Leaves (via jimmygoswimmer)
April 2011
I am a batshit genius scientist prophet goddess
and I will be free.
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Watchthedailywhat:
RIP Society of the Day: Oh God, it’s spreading: MTV UK has unleashed upon the world the first official promo for Geordie Shore — the British Jersey Shore spinoff based in Newcastle upon Tyne (Geordie being a regional nickname for Tynesiders).
There’s nothing quite like taking everybody down with you.
[thr.]
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Hey guys. I have this blog that I’ve been posting anonymously for nearly a year now, but I’ve decided to come clean. Please submit if you have any funny black dude lines! Here it is:
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That awkward moment
when you fail to hit copy after highlighting something, so when you click paste, a dirty poem is pasted in the email you’re trying to compose.
Things That I Do Often:
start composing a list of things that I hate and then realize it’s way too hypocritical and mean to ever post, and that by composing it I am many of the things that I hate.
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Warm weather always gets me in the mood...
neopostmodern:
…for some sacrificial burning.
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“I’ve never been lonely. I’ve been in a room — I’ve felt suicidal. I’ve been depressed. I’ve felt awful — awful beyond all — but I never felt that one other person could enter that room and cure what was bothering me…or that any number of people could enter that room. In other words, loneliness is something I’ve never been bothered...
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pity this busy monster, manunkind, not. Progress is a comfortable disease: your victim (death and life safely beyond) plays with the bigness of his littleness —- electrons deify one razorblade into a mountainrange;lenses extend unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish returns on its unself.
A world of made is not a world of born —- pity poor flesh and trees, poor stars and...
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Feeling Sexy by Kim Addonizio
There’s an arrow wound in my amygdala
leaking honey into my parietal lobe.
It makes me want to say things
disallowed from serious poetry
and employ instead the lexicon of porn spam.
I want to make crude statements involving fluids.
Obscenity, expletive, body part.
Imperative verb, possessive noun, body part.
I want push to show up at shove’s office.
I want to change my...
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Happy Zombie-Jesus Day!
…artist and actress and all-around loon, remembered for setting the world on fire while escaping the clutches of her terrifying family, made friends with everybody and anybody, creating chaos and uproar wherever she went. Divorced as many times as she married, she leaves only good wishes behind.
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9 Creepy Plants That Shouldn't Exist. →
annadraconida:
Actually it’s damn good that they exist cuz they’re awesome
aayuni:
Staying under the radar in nature’s landscape of nightmares is the twisted carnival of things that grow out of the ground.
Like…
1. Bleeding Tooth Fungus.
The bleeding tooth fungus looks kind of like a wad of chewing gum that leaks blood like a rejected prop from The Shining.
They’re also called the...
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Yeah, I'm gonna have a fucking beer right now.
That’s exactly what I’m going to do.
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One semester of work in one night:
go.
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You Are What You Love- Jenny Lewis
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No more nails.
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“Last year I abstained
this year I devour
without guilt
which is also an art”
– Margaret Atwood, “Last Year I Abstained”
(via redheadbouquet)
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